The newest and shiniest excuse to chain women to their kitchen sinks is here: a Swedish study has found that gender equality in a household increases the risk of illness and disability.
Yes, we feminists are skeptical:
The British newspapers that ran this as a news story (”Why feminism ‘could be bad for your health”‘, was the Daily Mail headline) didn’t provide any statistics to support this theory, which had me pondering just what “a strong link” (as The Independent put it) actually is. How much more likely is one to be disabled, for instance, if one hails from an equal household? Is equality a prime factor here, or is it simply that people with managerial jobs - male and female - work harder and drink more and go to bed later than people without? Sadly, the only number provided in most of the coverage was that the study was conducted “across Sweden’s 290 municipalities”. Gosh, that’s a lot of municipalities, I guess we’re supposed to think. They must be right, having studied as many as all that.
I don’t usually put much stock in studies that can’t provide any solid evidence for their conclusions - but let’s humor it a bit:
The scientists, from the Swedish National Institute of Public Health, said a possible explanation for the link between equality and illness is that men’s health may be adversely affected by a loss of what had been seen as traditional male privileges.
Look, if your testicles shrivel up and drop off the second society starts to question male privelege, you’re not really doing very well at making the case that men are naturally superior. Real men can accept that respecting women as equals doesn’t somehow adversely affect their manhood. The differences between the sexes aren’t something to be ashamed of, but making assumptions about them in order to promote a skewed hierarchy is just bullshit.
They suggested that women’s health could be damaged by greater opportunities for risky behaviour as a result of increased income combined with the stress of longer working hours.
Yes, if your money supply isn’t under the complete control of another individual, it’s probably easier to get your hands on a few packs of cigarettes or a six-pack. But women aren’t children, and their husbands have no right to dictate what they can and can’t do to their own bodies. Discussions and compromises are one thing; authoritarian control is another.
And child-rearing, while rewarding for many parents, is no easy job. Different jobs are associated with different stressors, and I remain unconvinced that stay-at-home parenting is inherently less stressful than every other line of work. If anything, this theory exacerbates the myth that parenting is an inferior choice - it’s not!
This isn’t the first attempt to charge feminism with numerous social ills. Zoe demonstrates:
For ages now, for instance, the argument has been bandied around that feminism gives you cancer. Sounds unlikely? Well, let me walk you through the theory. Having children later - which is what happens if you are a feminist and you work - makes you more likely to get breast cancer. Not having children at all - which is what happens if you are a feminist and it’s all about you rather than nurturing - makes you more likely to get breast cancer and ovarian cancer. Drinking and smoking - which is what happens if you are a feminist and you are financially independent, and you don’t do what you’re told - gives you throat and mouth cancer; smoking, of course, also gives you lung cancer. Just about the only cancer feminism doesn’t give you is prostate cancer, and I wouldn’t put it past us feminists to start stealing prostates the way we’ve already stolen managerial positions and bar stools, would you?
So, there you have it. Feminism causes cancer. According to American journalist, Naomi Schaefer Riley, it also makes you more likely to be raped and murdered because feminists go out in the evenings and drink more than we should. (And, laughably, we think that whatever we wear and wherever we go, yes means yes and no means no. Idiots.)
Feminism will not cause the end of Western Civilization as we know it. It really won’t. It didn’t cause the plague, it wasn’t behind Katrina, it didn’t result in the atrocities of Abu Ghraib, and it doesn’t act as a new sort of chemical castration method.