It is a crime to have sex with someone who does not consent to it. Simple, right?

Not so much.

Over the years - hell, over the past few months - nuts have tried to argue that everything but agreeing to have sex is agreeing to have sex.

Among them: she was dressing slutty, she worked a dirty job, she thought she had rights, she dared to leave her home at night.

Real rape victims are beaten to a bloody pulp. They were virgins. There were religious and oh-so-pure. The real crime is that they were tainted by sex, not that it was against their will.

And they certainly aren’t married, says Phyllis Schlafly:

By getting married, the woman has consented to sex, and I don’t think you can call it rape.

People - rape is rape. There isn’t one kind of victim, and there isn’t one kind of rapist.