[1] One shot for every use of the phrase “As we say/do/know in Alaska, ____.”

[2] One shot for every time either VP candidate offers a personal anecdote for a pressing issue of national importance.

[3] A small sip for every time Palin does the lip thing (yeah, you know what I’m talking about).

[4] Half a shot for each of the following buzzwords: God, 9/11, strategy, “Main Street,” and freedom.

[5] One shot for every time Biden makes a reference to his use of public transportation.

[6] Should there be any mention of Tina Fey, everyone must toast and down whatever drink they’ve got in hand.